Koopalooza - The Final Round

Koopalooza

The Final Round


Just away from the distance of the wreckage of the demolished cruise ship, Bowser and Midbus sat glaring at one another and waiting.  Their fight was postpones only for their upcoming meal the Boos were hastily preparing and designed to add even more blubbery bulk to their bodies.  In the meantime, neither of them were willing to take their eyes off the other.  Both being villains, they knew they would take a single moment of carelessness and sneak attack them.  As time passed and all the waiting become insufferable, they realized the only thing they could do was try and force some small talk with one another.  It was Bowser who finally broke the ice.

"So, uh, you are looking well," he commented slowly, allowing the words to come together.

"Looking well?" replied Midbus.  "I was locked in the Mushroom Kingdom jail for a few months.  Do you know they only serve mushrooms for all their meals?  It is like they are feeding me their babies.  Also, if they eat them too, does that mean they are a cannibalistic society?"

"That's pretty rough.  But I guess if you can't do the time then don't do the crime," stated Bowser.

"You do remember that you were the reason I was put in jail in the first place," pointed out Midbus.

"Oh, sorry," apologized Bowser.  "Say, now that I think about it, you talk different from before.  Your grammar is a lot better."

"It is part of Peach's torture program for all her prisoners," he explained.  "She doesn't do like force us to break stone or put us in the hole.  Instead, she educates us.  Now I talk gooder about stuff."

"If you say so," chuckled Bowser.

"Dinner is served," cackled a Boo as they appeared before the two waiting gluttons.  Dozens of other appeared carrying trays of food and placing them before Bowser and Midbus.  "You may eat when ready."

They didn't need any indication to start, Bowser and Midbus started binging.  The food was even better than before, and the Boos didn't need to add in the delayed effect.  With each thing they add another few pounds were added to their frames which seemed to bugle with more and more fat.  Their bellies bulged more and spilled out around their sides and over their legs.  Their rears expanded quickly growing as big as both of them originally were and still growing ever larger.  Their arms and legs were so thick with fat blurring all muscle definition.  Even their fingers were like a set of fat sausages.  Their already well developed moobs were becoming even more massive, drooping over their bellies like a couple giant cherries atop a large scoop of ice cream.  Their cheeks were so swollen with fat, it was almost impossible to recognize them.  If they weren't fat before, now they were tremendous and gaining fast.

The Boos were sure to keep a constant supply of food ready for the blobby brawlers to consume.  Well into their binging they could have stopped and returned to their previous fight, but now they were focused on out-eating the other.  The food was addictive, of course, but so was the desire for victory and they were craving it so much they were salivating.

"Getting kind of full, aren't you?" asked Bowser.  "Looks like you are slowing down."

"Hardly," answered Midbus.  "I just had to take a moment to look you over and I must say you are incredibly fat."

"You are one to talk.  You are fat as a pig and since you are one that is like being a pig squared," stated Bowser.

"That comeback was so terrible I think you gave me indigestion," taunted Midbus.

"Just wait until we're ready to rumble," said Bowser.  "Then I'll let my fists do the talking.  Boos, bring out the next course."

"More food?" grumbled a Boo who appeared no longer amused by this.  "We've already gone through twenty courses and while it was funny for a while, now it is more work than fun."

"I don't care," growled Bowser.  "We're not done eating yet.  Now get back in the kitchen and bring us more food."

"And don't forget the cheesy fries," added Midbus.

"Yeah!" agreed Bowser.  "Don't forget the cheesy fries."


A bit more time passed as Bowser and Midbus waited for their food to arrive, yet it didn't seem like the Boos were going to be coming back.  They had eaten everything else they were served and quickly growing impatient.

"Where are they already?" asked Bowser.  "Honestly, you can't get good evil help these days."

"Wait, look up there," grunted Midbus pointing into the sky as a large object began to descend.  As it got closer, the two saw it was being held by nearly ever Boo Bowser had in his command.  Once they arrived on the ground, Bowser and Midbus stared at the largest cake they had ever seen in their lives.

"Sorry for the wait," said one of the Boos.  "But we were lacking on ingredients for other stuff so instead we just made one massive cake to top you both off."

"Well we can't have a proper ending without a cake," commented Bowser.  "Good work, Boos.  You are dismissed for now."

"Hear that boorothers?" said one of the Boos.  "We're off.  Time to go to the night club and haunt it."  Chortling, the Boos vanished one after another until Bowser and Midbus were alone with their mountain of a cake.

"So we eat this and then we fight?" asked Midbus.

"Agreed," replied Bowser as they both started on the cake and got immediate results after the first swallow.  The Boos added in all their fattening ingredients into this confectionary delight.  Their bodies seemed to grow and expand visible as pounds poured on dozens at a time.  Bowser's shell in comparison was a miniscule green spot on his body and his and Midbus's tails were gone, buried in their gargantuan gluteus.  They had become such massive blobs and there was still so much cake left for them to devour.


The sun was coming up again when Bowser and Midbus had finished off the cake.  It was a mountain of a treat and now they had become mountains of blubber, tons upon tons of it.  Their growth had not gone unnoticed and denizens of the Mushroom Kingdom arrived to see just what was going on.  The Princess also arrived with Mario and Luigi when they heard about the oversized pig and koopa.  They were worried for a moment that they were enlarged for a fight that would have smash the Mushroom Kingdom flat, but the only thing they managed to flatten was whatever was unfortunate to now be resting below their rears.

"I can't get up," grumbled Bowser.  "Can you?"

"Even my pinky is too heavy to lift," sighed Midbus.  "How are we supposed to fight if we can't even move?"

"We could have a staring contest?" suggest Bowser.  "On second thought, forget it.  I'm sick and tired of looking at your ugly face."

"Better than looking at your scaly mug," insulted Midbus.  "If it looked any worse I'd blow chunks."

"Same to you," retorted Bowser.  "Half the time I can't tell if that's a face or if you are mooning me."

"That's it!" snapped Midbus struggling to move.  "It is on now.  I'm going to beat that fat head of yours in along with the rest of your fatty fatness."

"Not if I do that to you first," Bowser shouted trying to do the same.  Their struggles were futile as they ate themselves to a massive standstill.  Seeing the big brutes were incapacitated by their own bodyweight made the Toads cheer and giggle.  Some even took photos wanting to remember this moment for posterity.

"It looks like Bowser and Midbus won't be causing trouble for a while," said Peach to Mario and Luigi.  "Funny, I thought that Midbus was locked in the Mushroom Kingdom dungeon.  Oh well, what say we take this time to take a little vacation.  I've actually received an invitation to this new resort and was hoping you'd both come along."  Hearing her words, Mario and Luigi jumped excitedly for the chance to unwind for a while and for once they were certain it would be a nice and relaxing rest for them.